Round the mulberry bush

The bus is parked on private land. Now come the problems.

SC DMV won't issue a tag without tax being paid (on a private purchase).

The tax office won't take my money unless I produce insurance.

The insurance company fellow fainted when he heard it was a BUS that was a MOTORHOME and not actually a bus any more. He then wanted to know what the bus cost new. That was 19 years ago and the company went bust, 12 years ago! Heaven help anybody that wants to insure a Model T!